BREAKING: Doctors announce Twitch Chat in remission

Exciting news has emerged in the medical field as doctors have announced that Twitch Chat’s cancer diagnosis has undergone successful treatment and is now in remission.

The news comes as welcome relief for Chat and its fans as the condition was believed to be serious and impacted its ability to function in daily life around people. Symptoms first began shortly after the release of Riot Games’ title League of Legends and it has been getting worse ever since.

However, after the experimental treatment “justwatchitonyoutube4head” began to make serious in-roads on the condition, doctors were confident enough to declare Chat’s condition had begun to finally head on the road to recovery and they remain confident in further progress treating the condition.

“Treatment has had a positive outcome and current results are pleasing” said Dr. Shazzabelle Von Hopalón. “It’s going to be a long road to a full recovery, but I have faith that Chat will continue to improve”


UPDATE: Since this story was published, sources close to Twitch Chat adamantly deny the original report and have confirmed to Fireball Esports that Twitch Chat remains “really fucking awful”.

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